another survey

  1. Name: Melvinus Tabaneras Tajonus

  2. Age: 21

  3. Birthdate: March 20, 1982

  4. Hometown: Udhailiyah Forever

  5. Sign: Pisces

  6. Occupation: e-business major @ cal poly, webmaster of justbball.com...

  7. Pet Peeve: when i ask for lots of ketchup and they give me like 5 pathetic little packets.

  8. Fave foods: dad's sweet n' sour chicken, shwarmas from that sweaty turkish guy, boat with everyone and anyone...especially my boaty call. hehe

  9. Fave colors: blue

  10. Fave movie: american pie 1, 2 & 3...road trip...old school...50 first dates was the best one so far this year

  11. Fave day(s): dollar chicken mcnuggets monday, papa john special tuesdays, OC wednesdays, Friends thursdays, jalepeno cheese bagel fridays, sushi saturdays, boat sundays

  12. Fave Animals: yo mama

  13. Fave Holidays: definitely christmas...but i'm usually fat & jolly all year long.

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  1. Fave T.V. Shows: Friends, OC

  2. Fave Actor: Stiffler, Peter North

    yababy smilie

  3. Fave Actress: Kate Beckinsale

    yumyum smilie

  4. Sweetest Gal: melissa

  5. Fave bands/singers: babyface, 'nsync

    hide smilie
    , poison (80's baby)

  6. Best Friend: some gay guy named alan that'd let me eat over everyday

  7. Fave Hangout: dunno why but some of the best moments happen around the dinner table...doesn't really matter where...just as long as there's food

  8. Fave sport(s): bball, volleyball, i miss playing football and doing high jump...soap soccer and shower wrestling is fun too.

    gayhehe smilie

  9. Fave Thing to do: eating with friends

  10. My most embarassing moment was: the parking lot incident...lets just leave it at that...

  11. The wackiest thing I did as a kid, was: i used to sing to my food...oh wait, i still do that.

  12. Have you ever had your heart broken?: yeah...

  13. What are you wearing right now?: freeballin' in my new hawaiian board shorts

  14. What is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you?: "you're not funny."

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  15. Are you in a relationship right now? nope.

  16. Pepsi or Coke? water.

  17. Beach or Snow? beach, man!!

  18. Rainy or Sunny? sunny with a little bit of clouds and a nice breeze

  19. Square or Circle?

    uhh smilie
    well, i'm a round kinda guy so i guess i'll say circle.

  20. Dark or Bright? bright

  21. Left or Right? right. huh huh huh.

  22. have a best friend: the guy at the boat that hooks me up all the time...i answered this one already

  23. have a girl/boyfriend? nope.

  24. speak another language: english, five years of spanish and the only i got from is was "tengo dos huevos" and "el bano, por favor."

  25. drive:

    uhh smilie

  26. have a car: her name is sandy.

FRIENDS

  1. Who was the last person you talked to online? jules

  2. Who have you known the longest? alan & james, all my life.

  3. Who do you talk to online the most? probably april and alan

  4. Who do you talk to on the phone most? not really a phone person but i guess it'd be phoebe

  5. Who do you trust the most? i typically don't hold in secrets but i think i've told jules & cathy the most personal stuff

  6. Who listens to your problems? hahaha, april...and then whichever girl from saudi is online.

  7. Who do you fight with the most? the guy from del taco that's all stingy with the del scorcho sauce

  8. Who is the shyest? dunno...usually we're all pretty open about things...sometimes a little too open

  9. Who is the nicest? that guy at the boat cuz he always hooks me up

  10. Who is the sweetest? that guy at the boat cuz he always hooks me up.

    bakla smilie

  11. Who is the most outgoing? probably alan

  12. Who is the smartest? nico

54a) Who is the hottest? hmmm tough one...alan or nico...oh, did you mean girls?

54b) Who is the cutest? april...when she busts out those dimples, i'm just putty in her hands

54c) Who is the fattest?

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54d) Who is the skinniest? phoebe

  1. Who is the ditziest? phoebe

  2. Who is the best singer? uhh darwin?

When was the last time you...

  1. ..took a shower? last night before i went to bed

  2. ..had a serious conversation? earlier last week with cathy

  3. ..went to the mall? thursday...dropped another $150 again...

  4. ..went to the movies? eurotrip and 50 first dates with the scottish roommate laddie.

  5. ..smoked weed? berkeley...

  6. ..got drunk? beer pong @ santa barbara, baby!!! johnny tsunami was there, haha

  7. What are you doing? filling out this survey

  8. Are you lonely or content? content...but dying for spring break

  9. Are you listening to music? yeah, on my kickass new ipod mini!!

More...

  1. Are you talking to anyone online? not at the moment

  2. Who is your worst enemy? isabelle cuz she makes me eat like a normal person and walk around do do healthy stuff!!

  3. Who do you cry to most often? now that i think about it, i don't really cry to anyone...i write lyrics and stuff when i'm sad like that

  4. What is your favorite perfume scent? for girls, vanilla fields. for me, polo sport.

  5. Favorite school subject? e-business

  6. Least favorite school subject? any of those boring ass GEs that have nothing to do with my major.

  7. Who will understand you the most? for perverted stuff, all of my homies. for random stuff, april.

  8. Who was the last person that broke your heart? blah

  9. Who is the love of your life? rachel stevens

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...

  1. ..to disappoint you? pavel, when he forgot the sourdough on my damn famous star.

  2. ..to ask you out? phoebe, begging me to go to the PORN STORE with her.

  3. ..to make you cry? pavel, when he forgot the sourdough on my damn famous star.

  4. ..brighten up your day? cathy, when she told me that melissa and amy are coming to the reunion.

  5. ..that you thought about?

    gayhehe smilie

  6. ..you went to the movies with? ross

  7. ..you talked to on the phone? rose

  8. ..you talked to on AIM? jules

  9. ..you saw? melissa le

  10. ..ever slept outdoors? not in a while...but yeah, on my senior retreat and stuff

  11. ..cussed someone out? usually when i'm driving in LA i get road rage

  12. ..thought about suicide? yeah...

  13. ..stayed up for 24 hours? my record is 34 hours

  14. ..swam in the rain or snow? i remember the days of running around in the rain in my transformers briefs, screaming like a little girl...ah yes, i miss being 19...

  15. ..gotten drunk? hell yeah!!!

  16. ..gone a day w/out eating? hell no!!!

  17. ..talked on the phone all night? 4 hours is my record

  18. ..smoked? couple weeks ago when i had some depressing stuff to deal with...like colin's death and some other stuff...

  19. ..made prank calls? not really...i've done prank stuff on aim though, like pretending that i was a girl trying to have cybersex with one of my buddies.

  20. ..been in love? not yet

  21. ..slept all day? hahaha yeah, that one time when cathy and i slept in, ate, took a nap, ate, and then passed out again. hahahahaha

  22. ..killed someone? uhhh no

  23. ..been out of the country? saudi, kenya, amsterdamn, london...

  24. ..told a girl/guy you loved them? yes

  25. ..if yes, did you mean it? yes

  26. ..gone skinny dipping? yeah, at santa barbara i took off my board shorts while in the water and waved it over my head....some old women were not as enthusiastic about it though...

  27. ..kissed someone you didn't know? nope...but this one time i kissed sierra's mom...on accident

  28. ..thought you were going crazy? yes

  29. ..threatened someone? "fine then, i won't put out!!!"

new thing of the day

new thing of the day: tailgated a highway patrol officer and got him to change lanes.

also new thing of the day: got pulled over by a highway patrol officer for tailgating and making him change lanes...

Mel: (damnit, highway patrol)

Mel: (that's such a retarded rule, no one being allowed to pass up a highway patrol car)

Mel: (fuck this, i'm passing up this biotch)

Mel: tailgates

Cop: changes lane

Mel: (yeah, that's right...move bitch, get out da way!!)

Cop: police siren & lights

Cop: do you have any idea why i pulled you over?

Mel: sorry 'bout that, officer...

Mel: i was listening to my old 80s Rock mix and i got a little too excited...

Cop: do you have proof of insurance and registration?

Mel: yeah...

Mel: pretends to fumble around for it

Mel: ummm...is...is...is this it?

Mel: acts like never been pulled over

Cop: yeah that's it...so do you want a break or a ticket?

Mel: well...ummm...a break would be nice....

and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get out of a ticket.

hello mr. gray hair...

why hello there little gray hair...how'd you get here? are there more little gray friends of yours? no?

what am i doing? oh nothing...just wanna see what you're like up close. oh relax, don't worry, i'm not gonna hurt you...i... just... wanna...

pluck

mwahahahaha!!! i lied!!!! mwahahahaaa!! wow, you're a big one!! i'm gonna have to frame you and put ya on the wall.

40 Days and 40 Nights

ok...in one hour its gonna be ash wednesday...which means to us catholics it is time to give up something for lent. i had a looong chat with april, trying to figure out what we should give up...but man, it was so damn hard. we came up with a lot of ideas but there are just some things that we can't do without.

Top 15 Failed Ideas for Lent

  • sex - too easy for me to give up...
    cry smilie
  • boat - hell no...can't live without eating at the boat.
  • burgers - fat chance. (pun intended)
  • chocolate - i might be able to pull it off...but she can't.
  • ice cream - too hard...ice cream is meant to be eaten when depressed...40 days without ice cream is depressing enough.
  • late night food runs - impossible when i'm on spring break.
  • snacking throughout the day - do you want us to die???
  • sugar - that'd just be an excuse to eat a whole lot of other bad things...and there's no way in hell i'm gonna celebrate my birthday without my double fudge cake from jack in the crack!!
  • alcohol - spring break and no alcohol?!
  • cool away messages & aim profiles - we'd get all fidgety and twitchy without it...we know you guys would too.
  • underwear - it still gets cold nowadays...
  • chatting on aim - that's like asking the sun to stop shining and the stars to stop twinkling.
  • shopping - on spring break?? and before my birthday?!?!
  • bumming around - does that mean i have to start working out??
  • tv - impossible...not with the final episodes of friends and kids sleeping with hot milfs on the OC.

in the end, we decided to give up being predictable. everyday we have to do something new & different...pretty much like Ross' new years resolution a while ago on Friends. i'm also gonna try to give up using the lord's name in vain...that's gonna be a tough one. we'll see how it goes...

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Valentine's Weekend in NorCal

Cliffs notes version of what happened on our weekend roadtrip / foodrun...

Friday, February 13, 2004

originally planned to head out on the road by 10am...filipino time ended up being 12:20pm. the drive was hella long 6 hours but we kept ourselves busy with the usual singing and beat-boxing and eating. there was one moment when i was driving with my knee while eating a chocolate krispy kreme donut and sipping a coffee frappacino. yeah baby, i like to eat dangerously.

awesome weekend

had a kickass weekend...unfortunately most of it is a big drunken, cloudy blur...

thursday, alan & james came down...played ball behind my dorm and then went back to my place...shibby...and then ate a lot.

friday we cruised up to santa barbara to party down with dan & his kegerator. started out with some tequila shots (my first time) and then had several rounds of beer pong...uhhh memory is fading...oh yeah, these three girls said i was hot.

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they were all up on my jock and shit...actually not really but they did say i was hot.

oh yeah, some dude was walking the streets by his loser self so we invited him for some free hot dogs & beer...i was already sloppy drunk but he said his name was Brandon and he was from Knotts [aka Knotts Scary Farm area]. i didn't realize it until later but he was johnny tsunami from those lame disney movies!! its kinda funny cuz this was the second time i met him...he used to work at this hawaiian restaurant that i was a regular at...and he unsuccessfully tried to hit on my cousin. hahahahaha

loser smilie

saturday morning i had a massive hangover...yacked quite a bit but then i was fine...my vision was a little blurry for the rest of the day though. we ended up eating at some hibatchi place...and the hot waitress was all up on my jock.

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drove back that night to cal poly so i could launch my JustBBall.com v2.5. in the meantime, alan & james were drinking with potty, anthony, angela, & elisa.

sunday afternoon, me & the guys went to an arabic restaurant that these egyptian chicks told me about. (they were all up on my jock too.) they had some real good shwarmas and arabic bread...ahhh the memories.

that night we drove back up to cal poly...had a little shibby...actually, it was a lot of shibby. A LOT. we were completely gone after that...we had a really good time...i just can't remember exactly what we did. :-p

anyways, here's some quotes:

James taking a piss in a crowded, public bathroom...

James: oooooh it burns....

Mel trying to ask James if he's coming or staying...

Drunken Mel: james, you coming or going?

James: huh??

Drunken Mel: are you coming or going???

James: what??

Drunken Mel: NO!!!...WITH US!! ARE YOU COMING OR GOING WITH US???

James: i'm staying.

Drunken Mel: oh...that makes more sense...

In the car, driving back to my house from Cal Poly...

James: are you gonna try to break melvin's time?

Alan: fuck no. i'm not gonna get another ticket.

Mel: what's the matter? too slow, too curious??

Alan:

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Alan: omg that was pathetic. was that supposed to be the opposite of "fast & furious?"

Mel: yeah, we drank so freakin much last night...i'm gonna quit drinking for a while...

Mel: ...unless you guys are gonna drink tonight...

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its toothpaste, i swear!!

damnit, i was in a rush for class today so i brushed my teeth on the fly...then while i was walking around campus i realize i have this big, white, fat, suspicious-looking toothpaste stain on my blue shirt, sitting right on top of my crotch. :redface: no wonder they were laughing at me.

Random shit from this past week

kinda bored...here's some things that have happened in the past couple weeks

  • met a girl named Janus...and i couldn't stop laughing inside cuz her name is like ANUS with a J.
    laugh smilie
  • did my first beer bong with the montecito crew.
    yababy smilie
    but for some damn reason i couldn't get drunk.
  • had another boaty call with april over some beer, hard lemonade, chewy chips ahoy and bruce almighty.
  • dropped my accounting class because i apparently don't have to retake it...so now i only have 2 courses...which is 4 classes A WEEK.
    bigthumbup smilie
    ...sad thing is i might be in school for another 2 years...
    frown smilie
  • might go to mexico with cathy for spring break.
    headbang smilie
  • went shopping with melissa (le)...she helped me realize how much i talk about food...literaly...

Mel: oh, and that's the papa johns where i used to eat with darwin and bojo every tuesday...soo good
Mel: oh, and over there is mongolian bbq...you can eat as much as you want and they cook it right in front of you...used to go there every friday...soo good
Mel: oh, and that's the only KFC around here that still sells chicken nuggets...not the crispy chicken strips...the old school chicken nuggets...sooo good
Mel: ohgood, lets go to quiznos...they have the greatest cookies there ever...just ask them to put 'em in the oven and its all soft and squishy and chewy...sooo good

  • got a proposal from Yahoo! Sports College Broadcasting that'll pay to advertise on my justbball.com...
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  • blocked the CRAP out of some really tall asian dude in basketball...god damn that was an ego booster.
  • i was playing guitar in my room and some drunk white guy comes in:

Drunk White Dude: hey!! you're filipino!! sing the filipino anthem for me!!