Best Friend: some gay guy named alan that'd let me eat over everyday
Fave Hangout: dunno why but some of the best moments happen around the dinner table...doesn't really matter where...just as long as there's food
Fave sport(s): bball, volleyball, i miss playing football and doing high jump...soap soccer and shower wrestling is fun too.
Fave Thing to do: eating with friends
My most embarassing moment was: the parking lot incident...lets just leave it at that...
The wackiest thing I did as a kid, was: i used to sing to my food...oh wait, i still do that.
Have you ever had your heart broken?: yeah...
What are you wearing right now?: freeballin' in my new hawaiian board shorts
What is the meanest thing anyone has ever said to you?: "you're not funny."
Are you in a relationship right now? nope.
Pepsi or Coke? water.
Beach or Snow? beach, man!!
Rainy or Sunny? sunny with a little bit of clouds and a nice breeze
Square or Circle? well, i'm a round kinda guy so i guess i'll say circle.
Dark or Bright? bright
Left or Right? right. huh huh huh.
have a best friend: the guy at the boat that hooks me up all the time...i answered this one already
have a girl/boyfriend? nope.
speak another language: english, five years of spanish and the only i got from is was "tengo dos huevos" and "el bano, por favor."
drive:
have a car: her name is sandy.
FRIENDS
Who was the last person you talked to online? jules
Who have you known the longest? alan & james, all my life.
Who do you talk to online the most? probably april and alan
Who do you talk to on the phone most? not really a phone person but i guess it'd be phoebe
Who do you trust the most? i typically don't hold in secrets but i think i've told jules & cathy the most personal stuff
Who listens to your problems? hahaha, april...and then whichever girl from saudi is online.
Who do you fight with the most? the guy from del taco that's all stingy with the del scorcho sauce
Who is the shyest? dunno...usually we're all pretty open about things...sometimes a little too open
Who is the nicest? that guy at the boat cuz he always hooks me up
Who is the sweetest? that guy at the boat cuz he always hooks me up.
Who is the most outgoing? probably alan
Who is the smartest? nico
54a) Who is the hottest? hmmm tough one...alan or nico...oh, did you mean girls?
54b) Who is the cutest? april...when she busts out those dimples, i'm just putty in her hands
54c) Who is the fattest?
54d) Who is the skinniest? phoebe
Who is the ditziest? phoebe
Who is the best singer? uhh darwin?
When was the last time you...
..took a shower? last night before i went to bed
..had a serious conversation? earlier last week with cathy
..went to the mall? thursday...dropped another $150 again...
..went to the movies? eurotrip and 50 first dates with the scottish roommate laddie.
..smoked weed? berkeley...
..got drunk? beer pong @ santa barbara, baby!!! johnny tsunami was there, haha
What are you doing? filling out this survey
Are you lonely or content? content...but dying for spring break
Are you listening to music? yeah, on my kickass new ipod mini!!
More...
Are you talking to anyone online? not at the moment
Who is your worst enemy? isabelle cuz she makes me eat like a normal person and walk around do do healthy stuff!!
Who do you cry to most often? now that i think about it, i don't really cry to anyone...i write lyrics and stuff when i'm sad like that
What is your favorite perfume scent? for girls, vanilla fields. for me, polo sport.
Favorite school subject? e-business
Least favorite school subject? any of those boring ass GEs that have nothing to do with my major.
Who will understand you the most? for perverted stuff, all of my homies. for random stuff, april.
Who was the last person that broke your heart? blah
Who is the love of your life? rachel stevens
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
..to disappoint you? pavel, when he forgot the sourdough on my damn famous star.
..to ask you out? phoebe, begging me to go to the PORN STORE with her.
..to make you cry? pavel, when he forgot the sourdough on my damn famous star.
..brighten up your day? cathy, when she told me that melissa and amy are coming to the reunion.
..that you thought about?
..you went to the movies with? ross
..you talked to on the phone? rose
..you talked to on AIM? jules
..you saw? melissa le
..ever slept outdoors? not in a while...but yeah, on my senior retreat and stuff
..cussed someone out? usually when i'm driving in LA i get road rage
..thought about suicide? yeah...
..stayed up for 24 hours? my record is 34 hours
..swam in the rain or snow? i remember the days of running around in the rain in my transformers briefs, screaming like a little girl...ah yes, i miss being 19...
..gotten drunk? hell yeah!!!
..gone a day w/out eating? hell no!!!
..talked on the phone all night? 4 hours is my record
..smoked? couple weeks ago when i had some depressing stuff to deal with...like colin's death and some other stuff...
..made prank calls? not really...i've done prank stuff on aim though, like pretending that i was a girl trying to have cybersex with one of my buddies.
..been in love? not yet
..slept all day? hahaha yeah, that one time when cathy and i slept in, ate, took a nap, ate, and then passed out again. hahahahaha
..killed someone? uhhh no
..been out of the country? saudi, kenya, amsterdamn, london...
..told a girl/guy you loved them? yes
..if yes, did you mean it? yes
..gone skinny dipping? yeah, at santa barbara i took off my board shorts while in the water and waved it over my head....some old women were not as enthusiastic about it though...
..kissed someone you didn't know? nope...but this one time i kissed sierra's mom...on accident
..thought you were going crazy? yes
..threatened someone? "fine then, i won't put out!!!"
ok...in one hour its gonna be ash wednesday...which means to us catholics it is time to give up something for lent. i had a looong chat with april, trying to figure out what we should give up...but man, it was so damn hard. we came up with a lot of ideas but there are just some things that we can't do without.
Top 15 Failed Ideas for Lent
sex - too easy for me to give up...
boat - hell no...can't live without eating at the boat.
burgers - fat chance. (pun intended)
chocolate - i might be able to pull it off...but she can't.
ice cream - too hard...ice cream is meant to be eaten when depressed...40 days without ice cream is depressing enough.
late night food runs - impossible when i'm on spring break.
snacking throughout the day - do you want us to die???
sugar - that'd just be an excuse to eat a whole lot of other bad things...and there's no way in hell i'm gonna celebrate my birthday without my double fudge cake from jack in the crack!!
alcohol - spring break and no alcohol?!
cool away messages & aim profiles - we'd get all fidgety and twitchy without it...we know you guys would too.
underwear - it still gets cold nowadays...
chatting on aim - that's like asking the sun to stop shining and the stars to stop twinkling.
shopping - on spring break?? and before my birthday?!?!
bumming around - does that mean i have to start working out??
tv - impossible...not with the final episodes of friends and kids sleeping with hot milfs on the OC.
in the end, we decided to give up being predictable. everyday we have to do something new & different...pretty much like Ross' new years resolution a while ago on Friends. i'm also gonna try to give up using the lord's name in vain...that's gonna be a tough one. we'll see how it goes...
i remember the days of running around in the rain in my transformers briefs and screaming at the top of my lungs like a little girl...ah yes, it was fun being 19...
Cliffs notes version of what happened on our weekend roadtrip / foodrun...
Friday, February 13, 2004
originally planned to head out on the road by 10am...filipino time ended up being 12:20pm. the drive was hella long 6 hours but we kept ourselves busy with the usual singing and beat-boxing and eating. there was one moment when i was driving with my knee while eating a chocolate krispy kreme donut and sipping a coffee frappacino. yeah baby, i like to eat dangerously.
had a kickass weekend...unfortunately most of it is a big drunken, cloudy blur...
thursday, alan & james came down...played ball behind my dorm and then went back to my place...shibby...and then ate a lot.
friday we cruised up to santa barbara to party down with dan & his kegerator. started out with some tequila shots (my first time) and then had several rounds of beer pong...uhhh memory is fading...oh yeah, these three girls said i was hot. they were all up on my jock and shit...actually not really but they did say i was hot.
oh yeah, some dude was walking the streets by his loser self so we invited him for some free hot dogs & beer...i was already sloppy drunk but he said his name was Brandon and he was from Knotts [aka Knotts Scary Farm area]. i didn't realize it until later but he was johnny tsunami from those lame disney movies!! its kinda funny cuz this was the second time i met him...he used to work at this hawaiian restaurant that i was a regular at...and he unsuccessfully tried to hit on my cousin. hahahahaha
saturday morning i had a massive hangover...yacked quite a bit but then i was fine...my vision was a little blurry for the rest of the day though. we ended up eating at some hibatchi place...and the hot waitress was all up on my jock. drove back that night to cal poly so i could launch my JustBBall.com v2.5. in the meantime, alan & james were drinking with potty, anthony, angela, & elisa.
sunday afternoon, me & the guys went to an arabic restaurant that these egyptian chicks told me about. (they were all up on my jock too.) they had some real good shwarmas and arabic bread...ahhh the memories.
that night we drove back up to cal poly...had a little shibby...actually, it was a lot of shibby. A LOT. we were completely gone after that...we had a really good time...i just can't remember exactly what we did. :-p
anyways, here's some quotes:
James taking a piss in a crowded, public bathroom...
James: oooooh it burns....
Mel trying to ask James if he's coming or staying...
Drunken Mel: james, you coming or going?
James: huh??
Drunken Mel: are you coming or going???
James: what??
Drunken Mel: NO!!!...WITH US!! ARE YOU COMING OR GOING WITH US???
James: i'm staying.
Drunken Mel: oh...that makes more sense...
In the car, driving back to my house from Cal Poly...
James: are you gonna try to break melvin's time?
Alan: fuck no. i'm not gonna get another ticket.
Mel: what's the matter? too slow, too curious??
Alan:
Alan: omg that was pathetic. was that supposed to be the opposite of "fast & furious?"
Mel: yeah, we drank so freakin much last night...i'm gonna quit drinking for a while...
Mel: ...unless you guys are gonna drink tonight...
damnit, i was in a rush for class today so i brushed my teeth on the fly...then while i was walking around campus i realize i have this big, white, fat, suspicious-looking toothpaste stain on my blue shirt, sitting right on top of my crotch. :redface: no wonder they were laughing at me.
kinda bored...here's some things that have happened in the past couple weeks
met a girl named Janus...and i couldn't stop laughing inside cuz her name is like ANUS with a J.
did my first beer bong with the montecito crew. but for some damn reason i couldn't get drunk.
had another boaty call with april over some beer, hard lemonade, chewy chips ahoy and bruce almighty.
dropped my accounting class because i apparently don't have to retake it...so now i only have 2 courses...which is 4 classes A WEEK. ...sad thing is i might be in school for another 2 years...
might go to mexico with cathy for spring break.
went shopping with melissa (le)...she helped me realize how much i talk about food...literaly...
Mel: oh, and that's the papa johns where i used to eat with darwin and bojo every tuesday...soo good Mel: oh, and over there is mongolian bbq...you can eat as much as you want and they cook it right in front of you...used to go there every friday...soo good Mel: oh, and that's the only KFC around here that still sells chicken nuggets...not the crispy chicken strips...the old school chicken nuggets...sooo good Mel: ohgood, lets go to quiznos...they have the greatest cookies there ever...just ask them to put 'em in the oven and its all soft and squishy and chewy...sooo good
got a proposal from Yahoo! Sports College Broadcasting that'll pay to advertise on my justbball.com...
blocked the CRAP out of some really tall asian dude in basketball...god damn that was an ego booster.
i was playing guitar in my room and some drunk white guy comes in:
Drunk White Dude: hey!! you're filipino!! sing the filipino anthem for me!!
the first thing i hear when i wake up from surgery (exactly 4 years ago)...
Nurse #1: i think he's somoan. Nurse #2: no, i think he's mexican. he looks a little japanese though. Nurse #1: nah, he's too fat to be japanese, he has to be samoan. Nurse #3: guys, he's filipino. it says right here on his chart. Nurse #1: but filipinos are skinny. Nurse #2: yeah, he's fat.
