Survey v.849302875

Name: melvin tabanera tajon...don't you fucking dare call me melvin unless you knew me before 10th grade
Gender: male, muthafucka!!
Age: 22
Height: 5'9 and a half
Haircolor: black with occasional gray hairs
Eyecolor: dark brown
Fears: spiders (
@ you people laughing)

Peed your pants: nope...worse...
Cheated on someone: nope
Fallen off the bed: yup
Fallen for a relative: i have a goodlooking family but NO...wtf kinda question is this?!?!
Had plastic surgery: yes yes....i used to be a woman...
Failed a grade: well...this is my 5th year and i'm technically barely still considered a Junior...
Had your heart broken: yuh...that last brownie was supposed to be for me...
Had a dream come true: can't really remember my dreams....so i wouldn't know...
Done something you regret: refer to the "Peed your pants" question...
Cheated on a test: yeah...only a couple times....typically i just fail with honor...
Broken a body part: my leg when i was like 6....cuz i tried climbing up my closet so i could reach for my hidden christmas present...

Wearing: a tube sock...
Listening to: Let's Do It Right by Soul Decision (thanks elisa)
Chewing: nada
Feeling: horny & hungry
Reading: i don't read
Located: Pomoner
Chatting with: melissa (le)
Watching: myself naked in the mirror, practicing that ass shaking male stripper move
Should be doing: sleeping

brush your teeth: yuh.
Like anybody: yeah...i love her eyes...
Have any piercings: nipples & clitoris
Drive: yeah
Believe in santa clause: dude, i've stopped believing in that shit since 9th grade
Ever get off the computer: yes, my computer makes me horny...
Like to give hugs: yeah...and then i rip a big fart and watch 'em squirm
Like to walk in the rain: dude, i don't even like walking.
Sleep with or without clothes on: sometimes in the nude
Prefer black or blue pens: hahaha, at first i thought it said "prefer black or blue penis"
Dress up on halloween: two years ago i was tyson...this year i was a fat lazy island person...
Have a job: website stuff
Like to travel: god, i miss it....i miss airplane food too...
Sleep on your side, tummy, or back: side
Want to marry:
Have a goldfish: nope
Ever have the "falling" dream: nope....usually its about flying...or eating...
Have stuffed animals: Stitch (from Lilo & Stitch)
Go on vacation: not since i left saudi...

What do you want to be when you grow up: a family man
What was the worst day of your life: my 22nd birthday...
What is your most embarrassing story: please refer to the "peed your pants" question...
When was the best day of your life: too many goodtimes to single out...talking to jasmine was pretty cool though
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: only hetero lifelong companions
If you had an extra set of eyes where would you put them: in the girls locker room
What do you usually drink before you go to bed: orange juice

Movie: harold & kumar go to white castle....it was EXTREEEEEEEEEEME!!!
Song of the moment: Ture by Ryan Cabrera
Group of the moment: Nine Days
Store: Fry's?
Sibling: both
Sport: basketball, volleyball, pocket pool
Vacation spot: saudi....and then one day japan & hawaii
Ice cream flavor: cookies & cream, pralines & cream
Fruit: jack from will & grace
Candy: the magical Snickers that you can buy with a medical marijuana prescription...
A favorite holiday: christmas
Day of the week: friday
Color: blue
Magazine: none
Name of a girl: Jasmine, Leilani, Leanna
Name of a boy: Conan (
), Keioni, Damian

Single or taken: single & horny as fuck
Simple or complicated: simple
Law or anarchy: :ugh:
MTV or BET: MTV
7th heaven or dawsons creek: i heart dawson.
Sugar or salt: sugar
Silver or gold: white gold
Tongue or belly button ring: you know what they say about people with tongue rings...
Chocolate or flowers: chocolate
Color or black and white photos: color
Sunrise or sunset: sunset
mnm or skittles: M&M
rap or rock: rock
stay up late or sleep in: stay up late
Tv or radio: internet
Hot or cold: cold
Taller members of the opposite sex or shorter: pudgier
Sun or moon: moon
Diamond or ruby: diamonds i guess
Left or right: usually with my right...
10 acquaintances or one best friend: one best friend
Kids or no kids: kids
Cat or dog: allergic to cats
The glass is half empty or half full: half full
Mustard or ketchup: KETCHUP, BIATCH.
Newspaper or magazine: magazine
Spring or fall: spring
Give or receive: both
Rain or snow: snow
A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship: sex...friendship...no wait, sex....friends...doh!! how about sex with hot friends for half a lifetime??
Happy or sad: happy
Wonder or amazement: amazement
Mcdonalds or burger king: in-n-out
Mexican or italian food: mexican
Lights on or off: off
Duct tape or scotch tape: scotch tape
Candy or soda: soda
A house in the country or city: city
Converse or DC: converse
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