sometimes i just wish i was a complete asshole. last week some damn telemarketer called me to discuss some business with my basketball site...if only i had it in me to just tell the guy to fuck off...
Sales Guy:
i really don't give a rats ass...but it was an empty afternoon with nothing to do, so i decided to humor him a bit...
Mel: ...interesting... Sales Guy: if you hold on one quick second, my supervisor can give you more details Sales Guy: one second...
i know exactly what's going on...you're a stupid intern that does all the initial talking....and then when you think you can lock up the guy, you bring in your big boy supervisor to close the deal.
i've seen Boiler Room you stupid fuck...
Supervisor: hey there....mr. tajohn
i noticed a slight delay in the greeting...probably because he was reading my name off some stupid list...and the best part is he pronounced name wrong.
Supervisor: Supervisor: ...so what's the focus of your website? Mel: its an online community on basketball, but we're slowly expanding to become a true online basketball resource Supervisor: are you kidding me??? Supervisor: basketball is my favorite sport!!!!
pleeeeaaaaase, bitch!!! you don't know jack about the sport, cockmunch!!
Supervisor: i'll tell you what... Supervisor: normally we charge $5,000 for our services Supervisor: but since i like you and since i'm such a HUUUUUGE fan of basketball Supervisor: i can give you an exclusive offer of $2,100
ooooh ooooh, really??? just for me???!
Supervisor: so what do you think? Mel: hmmm, sounds interesting... Mel: i'll have to talk to my co-admins about it and then i'll get back to you Supervisor: great!! i'll cal-- Mel: if we're interested, don't call me...i'll call you Supervisor: ...ok...i'll be expecting your call next week!! Mel:hangs up
