Finally got my Google Voice invite, thanks to @swisher59. Took me a few hours to think of a number to pick. Narrowed it down to just a couple numbers and just needed Janet and Nina's feedback to settle on one.

melmyfinger: help me pick a new number
melmyfinger: xxx-502-PORN or
melmyfinger: xxx-502-ROFL
jbula001: hmm.. i like porn
jbula001: for your cell phone?
jbula001: ohhh
jbula001: porn!
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahahaa
jbula001: those are my two options?
melmyfinger: yeah
melmyfinger: well, i have these too
melmyfinger:
xxx-502-PORN
xxx-502-ROFL
xxx-646-ROFL - Whittier
xxx-354-BANG - Beverly Hills
xxx-242-BANG - Compton
xxx-229-BANG - Santa Monica
xxx-891-BANG - Newport
xxx-248-LMAO - Westminister
xxx-436-ORGY - Laguna Beach
jbula001: porn it
jbula001: hahhahahhahaha
jbula001: 502 porn just rolls off your tongue
melmyfinger: hahahahahaahaha
melmyfinger: you have no idea how much this means to me
melmyfinger: HAHAH
jbula001: now i'll always know your number
melmyfinger: hahahaha
melmyfinger: i kinda liked the ORGY one in laguna beach
jbula001: but a beverly hills bang is funny too
melmyfinger: it's like "what? an orgy in laguna beach? must be a classy orgy"
jbula001: hhhahha and bang in compton means something so differnent than bang in b.h
melmyfinger: EXACTLY
melmyfinger: hahahahahahaah
jbula001: like a drive-by vs. a hook up

melmyfinger: help me pick a phone number:
xxx-502-PORN
xxx-502-ROFL
xxx-646-ROFL - Whittier
xxx-354-BANG - Beverly Hills
xxx-242-BANG - Compton
xxx-229-BANG - Santa Monica
xxx-891-BANG - Newport
xxx-248-LMAO - Westminister
xxx-436-ORGY - Laguna Beach
9natran: porn
melmyfinger: why that one in particular?
9natran: cuz it says porn
melmyfinger: hahahahahaa
9natran: LOL