How I Spent My Year 2011

For the 9th straight year, this is my annual End of the Year blog post that I publish mainly for myself. You are more than welcome to read it (all 9 pages of it), but more realistically, I invite you to do the same survey for yourself. =]

Out of all the years I've done so far, this one was by far the most difficult. This post has been a struggle with finding the right balance of sharing how I really feel and respecting the privacy of some people. It was also a struggle of trying to reflect on everything in a positive way, without reopening certain wounds.

Without any further ado...

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How I Spent My Year 2010

I don't expect you guys to read all of this...but I hope you take the time to answer this survey yourselves just to reflect on the past year. If you do this, answer truthfully and with meaningful answers that you can look back on several years from now; it's amazing to look back on how you've grown.

This is my 8th straight year of doing this, and it's an absolute TRIP looking back and my old posts. Anyways, here it is.

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How I Spent My Year 2009

I don't expect you guys to read all of this...but I hope you take the time to answer this survey yourselves just to reflect on the past year. If you do this, answer truthfully and with meaningful answers that you can look back on several years from now; it's amazing to look back on how you've grown.

This is my 7th straight year of doing this, and it's an absolute TRIP looking back and my old posts. Anyways, here it is.

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Seven Sins Survey

It's that time of the year again. 40 days and 40 nights. What am I gonna give up this year? Last year I gave up elevators. But that started to fail when I moved offices and kept getting lost in my new building.

This year, I'll be giving up desserts and other chocolatey, sugary goodnesses. Except for on my birthday, in which case a cake is required.

This is gonna be hard. Especially cuz of Valentine's day and the fact that I'm in charge of buying birthday cakes at the office.

But if I screw up this year, it won't be the first time. Besides, there's a bunch of other sins I've got to worry about. Here I present to you the Sins Survey [via Sherwin]:

Wrath Questions

1. Who did you last get angry with?
Dumb cashier at McDonald's that cheated me out of a dollar.

2. What is your weapon of choice?
Katana sword ala Kill Bill.

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
If a girl slaps me, it's cuz I fucked up. But if a girl punches me...I will angry sex her.

4. How about of the same sex?
I'd hit it.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Probably some guy I cut off on the freeway. I like to do that thing where I drive a little slow on the fast lane, and then when the guy behind me tries to pass me up, I speed up.

6. What is your pet peeve?
People that ruin the movie experience. "Oh, there's a big twist at the end!"
"...and what not."

7. Do you keep grudges?
Elephants never forget.

Sloth Questions

8. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Not eat out.

9. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
4pm. Vacations in Saudi were the best!

10. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
Melissa. Sierra. Mike. Many, many others.

11. What is the last lame excuse you made?
"I feel like chilling tonight."

12. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
I was sucked into watching an informercial for some diet pills that raise your metabolism. Found out it had speed in it. I remember lying on my bed, completely exhausted, but my heart was beating miles an hour.

13. When was the last time you got a good workout in?
Fuck. October? Everyone quit playing ball...

14. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
6-7 times every morning.

Gluttony Questions

15. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
I hardly drink anymore but when I do, it's Long Islands aaaaaall the waaaaay, baaaaaaaby!

16. Meat eaters:
Korean BBQ.

17. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
Beer pong: Me vs. Meagan & Isabelle. And I still kicked their asses!

18. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Nevar!

19. Do you have an issue with your weight?
I have an issue with healthy food.

20. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Spicy and then sweet to cool it down.

21. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
That's retarded.

Lust Questions

22. Do you have feelings for anyone right now?
Nope. But she really did have a nice ass.

23. Do they feel the same?
I think she thinks my ass kicks ass.

24. When was your last bf/gf?
She deflated a long time ago.

25. Do you want a relationship?
I want a hot OC mom that'll beat me up and slap me around.

26. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?
And then her adam's apple. Soooooo hot!

27. What do you notice first?
Hair and smile. Started to notice neck and shoulders too.

28. What do you think the opposite sex first notices about you?
My rock hard throbbing member.

Greed Questions

29. How many credit cards do you have?
Dos.

30. What's your guilty pleasure in stores?
Anything shiny, new and made by Apple.

31. If you had $100 million, what would you do with it?
I'd stick my dick in it!
And then travel the world and go to all the places you see on Food Network.

32. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Rich. Five minutes of fame would be cool too.

33. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Fuck no! Which is why I love my current job. I get to party with Brooke Burke, Jennie Garth, Kelly Preston and other celebrity milfs next month!

34. Have you ever stolen anything?
I steal food when people turn around. All the time. And they never know.

35. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
4,630.

Pride Questions

36. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
Getting kicked out of school, back into school and then graduating.

37. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
Graduated.

38. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?
To do or make something that will touch a lot of lives of random people.

39. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
When it's out of two, then yeah.

40. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
I played basketball with elementary kids. It's fucking fun as hell. It's like being Godzilla and you're swatting down anything in the air.

41. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Isn't that the point?

42. What did you do today that you're proud of?
Voted.

Envy Questions

43. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Girlfriend. She's a fucking keeper.

44. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
45. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Jessica Alba. So I could touch myself for hours and hours and hours.

46. Have you ever been cheated on?
Cheated on? No. Backstabbed? Yes.

47. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I wished I had a ghetto booty so I could do the ass shaking thang. Budunkadunk!

48. Finally, what is your favorite Deadly Sin?
Hmmm...lust or gluttony...

Survey v.849302875

About Yourself

  • Name: melvin tabanera tajon...don't you fucking dare call me melvin unless you knew me before 10th grade
  • Gender: male, muthafucka!!
  • Age: 22
  • Height: 5'9 and a half
  • Haircolor: black with occasional gray hairs
  • Eyecolor: dark brown
  • Fears: spiders (
    madfawk smilie
    @ you people laughing)

Have you ever...

  • Peed your pants: nope...worse...
    cry smilie
  • Cheated on someone: nope
  • Fallen off the bed: yup
  • Fallen for a relative: i have a goodlooking family but NO...wtf kinda question is this?!?!
  • Had plastic surgery: yes yes....i used to be a woman...
  • Failed a grade: well...this is my 5th year and i'm technically barely still considered a Junior...
  • Had your heart broken: yuh...that last brownie was supposed to be for me...
    cry smilie
  • Had a dream come true: can't really remember my dreams....so i wouldn't know...
  • Done something you regret: refer to the "Peed your pants" question...
  • Cheated on a test: yeah...only a couple times....typically i just fail with honor...
  • Broken a body part: my leg when i was like 6....cuz i tried climbing up my closet so i could reach for my hidden christmas present...

Currently

  • Wearing: a tube sock...
    naughty smilie
  • Listening to: Let's Do It Right by Soul Decision (thanks elisa)
  • Chewing: nada
  • Feeling: horny & hungry
  • Reading: i don't read
  • Located: Pomoner
  • Chatting with: melissa (le)
  • Watching: myself naked in the mirror, practicing that ass shaking male stripper move
  • Should be doing: sleeping

Do you?

  • brush your teeth: yuh.
  • Like anybody: yeah...i love her eyes...
  • Have any piercings: nipples & clitoris
  • Drive: yeah
  • Believe in santa clause: dude, i've stopped believing in that shit since 9th grade
  • Ever get off the computer: yes, my computer makes me horny...
    gayhehe smilie
  • Like to give hugs: yeah...and then i rip a big fart and watch 'em squirm
    yababy smilie
  • Like to walk in the rain: dude, i don't even like walking.
  • Sleep with or without clothes on: sometimes in the nude
  • Prefer black or blue pens: hahaha, at first i thought it said "prefer black or blue penis"
  • Dress up on halloween: two years ago i was tyson...this year i was a fat lazy island person...
  • Have a job: website stuff
  • Like to travel: god, i miss it....i miss airplane food too...
  • Sleep on your side, tummy, or back: side
  • Want to marry:
    fingersx smilie
  • Have a goldfish: nope
  • Ever have the "falling" dream: nope....usually its about flying...or eating...
  • Have stuffed animals: Stitch (from Lilo & Stitch)
  • Go on vacation: not since i left saudi...

The Last Person You...

  • Hugged: melissa
  • Gave e-propz:
    dunno smilie
  • IMed: melissa
  • Talked to on the phone: mark (not-so-big brother)
  • Fell in love with:
  • Tripped:
    dunno smilie

Personal

  • What do you want to be when you grow up: a family man
  • What was the worst day of your life: my 22nd birthday...
  • What is your most embarrassing story: please refer to the "peed your pants" question...
  • When was the best day of your life: too many goodtimes to single out...talking to jasmine was pretty cool though
    biggrin smilie
  • Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: only hetero lifelong companions
  • If you had an extra set of eyes where would you put them: in the girls locker room
  • What do you usually drink before you go to bed: orange juice

Favorite

  • Movie: harold & kumar go to white castle....it was EXTREEEEEEEEEEME!!!
  • Song of the moment: Ture by Ryan Cabrera
  • Group of the moment: Nine Days
  • Store: Fry's?
  • Sibling: both
  • Sport: basketball, volleyball, pocket pool
  • Vacation spot: saudi....and then one day japan & hawaii
  • Ice cream flavor: cookies & cream, pralines & cream
  • Fruit: jack from will & grace
  • Candy: the magical Snickers that you can buy with a medical marijuana prescription...
    yababy smilie
  • A favorite holiday: christmas
  • Day of the week: friday
  • Color: blue
  • Magazine: none
  • Name of a girl: Jasmine, Leilani, Leanna
  • Name of a boy: Conan (
    yababy smilie
    ), Keioni, Damian

This or That

  • Single or taken: single & horny as fuck
    oh smilie
  • Simple or complicated: simple
  • Law or anarchy: :ugh:
  • MTV or BET: MTV
  • 7th heaven or dawsons creek: i heart dawson.
  • Sugar or salt: sugar
  • Silver or gold: white gold
  • Tongue or belly button ring: you know what they say about people with tongue rings...
    naughty smilie
  • Chocolate or flowers: chocolate
  • Color or black and white photos: color
  • Sunrise or sunset: sunset
  • mnm or skittles: M&M
  • rap or rock: rock
  • stay up late or sleep in: stay up late
  • Tv or radio: internet
  • Hot or cold: cold
  • Taller members of the opposite sex or shorter: pudgier
  • Sun or moon: moon
  • Diamond or ruby: diamonds i guess
  • Left or right: usually with my right...
    gayhehe smilie
  • 10 acquaintances or one best friend: one best friend
  • Kids or no kids: kids
  • Cat or dog: allergic to cats
  • The glass is half empty or half full: half full
  • Mustard or ketchup: KETCHUP, BIATCH.
  • Newspaper or magazine: magazine
  • Spring or fall: spring
  • Give or receive: both
  • Rain or snow: snow
  • A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship: sex...friendship...no wait, sex....friends...doh!! how about sex with hot friends for half a lifetime??
  • Happy or sad: happy
  • Wonder or amazement: amazement
  • Mcdonalds or burger king: in-n-out
  • Mexican or italian food: mexican
  • Lights on or off: off
  • Duct tape or scotch tape: scotch tape
  • Candy or soda: soda
  • A house in the country or city: city
  • Converse or DC: converse
  • Do or dont like this survey:
    chill smilie