My favorite hawaiian joint closed up. They're relocating 20+ miles out to Huntington Beach in April.

My cell phone sucks. I got this "smartphone" to keep track of my schedule...but that's kinda pointless when the damn thing shuffles the dates and times around randomly. I want a new phone but all the new ones out there are either gay or too expensive.

Mouth hurts. Dentist says its my jaw/teeth alignment, not wisdom teeth. He says I need braces. I say I want the invisible ones. He says those won't work for my case. I say he should choke on a hot dog.

Cal Poly cut off my internet again. I feel inadequate. I'd rather lose my left nut.

Blockbuster Online fucked me over. Bastards tricked me into changing my plan to this gay new plan with shitty read-the-fine-print conditions. (The 4 free in-store rentals are for non-new movies only!!) Those cockwipes.

Too many website projects, not enough ADD pills.

Ran out of toilet paper. Bad timing. Baaaaaaaaaad timing.