// time for my babble of the week...hmmm, what to babble about...
My definition of "tragedy"
okay, this past weekend i finally decided to open up my endless stack of mail...
Mel: hmm...junk mail...junk mail...bills...junk mail....hmmmm, something from my car dealership... Mel: oh cool, a scratch n' match sweepstakes...
If your numbers match, you are a guaranteed winner of one of the following prizes:
$5,000 Cash ()
4-piece Luggage Set ()
$250 Home Depot Gift Card ()
$500 Online Shopping Spree ( i won that shit last year...)
5 Day / 4 Night Disney Resort Vacation ()
42" Plasma TV...()
Your numbers above must match and you most claim your prize at the dealership at the previously specified times and dates.
Mel:scratch Mel: 5667... Mel:scratch Mel: 5667!!?!?!?!?!!!!!! Mel: i won!!!!! holy fuck, i won!!!!! Mel:checks the previously specified times and dates**
Prizes will be awarded on these times and dates only!!!
December 28th, 2004 -- 1pm - 4pm
December 29th, 2004 -- 12pm - 3pm
December 30th, 2004 -- 1pm - 4pm
Mel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!!!!!!!!
moral of the story: check your damn mail...
Counting my blessings...
early monday afternoon, stan (high school buddy) and i decided to visit our fallen homie, walter cooley. (kinda stupid how i thought up of visiting him....it was martin luther king day...and walter is my brother of another color...anyways...) so i was driving like 90 mph on the 210W...there was a minivan ahead of me, tailgating a hot yellow mitsubishi lancer...we were all kinda tailgaiting, actually...
anyways we were just talking and driving...then i notice the lancer swerving left and right a bit...
and then he swerves across all four lanes, all the way from the fast lane to the slow lane...then the dude spins out and swerves back @ 90 mph towards the fast lane...
"oh my god"
BAM!!!!!! just 30 ft ahead of us, the lancer totally crashes into the concrete divider...
i never would've thought that cars could bounce off of concrete like that...
oh, and for the record, i didn't poo myself this time.
Week 3 of being on the pill...
my (very round, very sexy) body is finally adjusting to my pills...i'm finally noticing some differences...but strangely, its not my attention span that getting the most significant change...its my emotions.
i realized that my emotions are like a rollercoaster...and its always the little things that can set me off...the little things can make me really happy but they can just as easily piss me off and make me all emo (that's short for "emotional"...usually in a depressing kind of emotion). with the pill, i'm not so emo anymore...
i was bored the other night so i looked up Strattera online and i found one guy describe it as the "i don't give a fuck about the little things anymore" pill... that's so true...
i dug around some more and i found that (although not officially approved by the FCC for this) Strattera can be used to treat depression.
whoa cool...i can definitely say that i feel more content these days...even despite some of the drama in my life right now...butt anyways, i feel happier these days...
oh, and speaking of "happy"...i am happy as fuck to say that Woody is baaaaaaaack!!!!! oh man, i used to think how annoying it was to have morning wood...but after two weeks of impotence...i've never been happier.
Smelly Guy moving out...
i just find out yesterday that infamous Smelly Guy is leaving me!!!?! he's checking out of the apartment on sunday and transferring to Sacramento.
its wierd...kinda happy...kinda sad....(kinda fucked up on my part, i know)...things are gonna be different without him.
kinda sad because he's made some improvement...he switched body washes to Suave's Cucumber Melon (which isn't exactly the most masculine body wash out there, but hey, he smells a lot better).
so yeah, he's leaving...it'll be better for him though...cuz back in NorCal he'll have his homies, his car, family and gf. i wish him the best.
i'll smell you later, mang!!!!
Songs that I can't get out of my head
Trucker Hat by Bowling for Soup
Let's Take our Time by Ryan Cabrera
That damn jingle for the Chevy Cobalt commercial!!!
anyways, that's all for now...hope you all had a great martin luther kind weekend.
